by Brad Rose
Behind my back, I’m sure the animals are looking at me. Luckily, I’m a trained private eye, a master of disguise. While I’m not sure if today’s outfit is a puzzle or a riddle, the fabric is soft and smooth, and it feels great against my skin. It’s a real confidence builder. The Monsignor tells me the Empire State Building has its own zip code, which some people believe makes it immune to satanic possession. Nonetheless, I’d hate like hell to have to mail it.
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