I'm a Dyan Man

by Kent Oswald

Natalie Dyan convinced me to sell my virginity, as soon as I can remember where I put it. Maybe I won't get $3 million plus, but in these times every penny counts. Plus, it's not doing me much good right now and, like they say, one man's trash is another (wo)man's whatever. Aren't I actually letting someone else down by not letting him or her play with my whatever? It was dim and long ago when I lost it. Still, I am sure if I just start picking up around me I'll likely find it under something and in eBayable condition.

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