Because of Winn-Dixie

by Suzanne Baran

Please do not even think about renting this film. Dog films are overrated and this one - though I haven't seen it and have no desire to see it - is driving me nuts based on the title alone. Because of Winn-Dixie, I have had HTML errors on the website I work for. Because of Winn-Dixie, I would rather have an enema. Because of Winn-Dixie, I am tired and long for drugs. Because of Winn-Dixie, I am happy I own a cat.


Suzanne Baran, a former financial journalist, is a content writer / programmer for Yahoo’s front page. She reviews music & films for The Big Takeover, and is the author of Ring of Death.


Madam Z said...

Don't worry. I wouldn't touch it with a stick! Neither would my cat! Thanks for the warning.

Baby Island said...

OMG, this is too funny! I feel much the same way, how could my rockstar boyfriend DM be in such a terrible movie? Heading for the medicine cabinet now....