Save Me from Myself

by Starstruck

The Pussycat Dolls will be remembered for leaving behind anthems for Spring Break Whores everywhere. The only people who could possibly take this act seriously are simpleminded Paris Hilton wanna-bes. So what does it say about me that I like their latest song? Does that mean I have an internal Girl Gone Wild waiting to break out?! Am I next in line to be Head Bartop Dancer at the Coyote Ugly Saloon? I think I just scared myself.


Starstruck is from Connecticut and spends her free time defending Tommy Lee to haters.


Anonymous said...

I think you just scared me too! LOL!

RomanceWriter said...

LOL! Love the humor in this story.

Madame Goodrich said...

Starstruck...this is perfection! I often feel bad for having a Velveeta factor...it is good to know that other women embrace the ditz and understand there is nothing personal about liking a little brainless fun!