Office Mate

by Joe McCool

There were sesame seeds in my keyboard when I came back from vacation. That fat fuck was eating McDonald's hamburgers at my desk when I was gone. He probably used my phone too. He's a spit-talker, so now it's completely contaminated. Damn, now I have to order a new phone from the tel-com department. I'm gonna piss in his coffee tomorrow.

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Joe McCool (yes, that's his real name) is a freelance trend spotter in New York City (and no, that's not his real job).