Office Mate

by Joe McCool

There were sesame seeds in my keyboard when I came back from vacation. That fat fuck was eating McDonald's hamburgers at my desk when I was gone. He probably used my phone too. He's a spit-talker, so now it's completely contaminated. Damn, now I have to order a new phone from the tel-com department. I'm gonna piss in his coffee tomorrow.


Joe McCool (yes, that's his real name) is a freelance trend spotter in New York City (and no, that's not his real job).


Madam Z said...

Good to the last drop! Tell him what you did, after he's finished.

Anonymous said...

you weren't creative,, lacks a lot