Cute Little Waitresses

by David Hasselhoff

Every two years, you're either corny or cool. I'm cool right now. I have a lot of cute little waitresses that flirt with me. My goal is to find the love of my life. I want someone who will love me for me and trust me. I have a big heart.


David Hasselhoff recently appeared in the Adam Sandler comedy Click and can be seen as a judge on NBC's America's Got Talent. His six sentences are taken from the September 18th issue of People magazine.