Self-Evaluation

by Lynne Lieberman

How dare they call me back into the office, after five - FIVE! - years? I get so much more work done at home without worrying about traffic, no one stopping in my cubicle to ask insipid questions they should already know the answers to. I’m their best employee and they treat me like I’m in kindergarten. I meet all my quotas in half the time of anyone else. There are plenty of companies who understand the modern working world and I will start sending out my resume today. I’ll just have lunch, throw in a load of laundry, and rest on the sofa for a bit first.

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Lynne Lieberman publishes short stories while working on her Great American Novel.