Dealing with the Man of the House

by Nifa Bulemi

I would prefer to deal directly with the man of the house. "Would you like to view the house, or the man first?" Kindly call him for me. "That might take a while, as he's not readily available at the moment. Please leave me your number, and if he ever gets back here, you'll be the first to know. You see, the liminal spaces that he currently occupies are a bit tricky to get through at such short notice."

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Nifa Bulemi is a writer returning to her first love.