Zero to Nothing

by Brad Rose

At the mime’s H₂O basketball game, the score is tied. Of course, it’s hard work having fun, especially when it’s all water under the bridge. I mean, how long can you hold your breath? On a good day, a single bolt of lightning can toast about 20,000 slices of bread—on both sides. I’m gluten free, so let’s try to keep a lid on it, shall we? To do any less would only add catastrophe to calamity.

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Brad Rose's latest book is I Wouldn’t Say That, Exactly.