Like a Billionaire

by Brad Rose

I cheat at solitaire. Fun doesn’t have to be pleasant, you know. More often than not, the world is a heartbroken place. In fact, over the weekend, the staff at the Sunny Day fertility clinic referred me to the Bureau of Kissing Persons for a free, online, remedial course. Nurse Hot Sauce assured me it would only take a minute or two to get me up to speed, and then I’d be as good as new. Just like those tech billionaires, she chirped, pretty soon you’ll be able to start your own country.

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Brad Rose's latest book is I Wouldn’t Say That, Exactly.