The Stink of Fabulous Houses

by Jerry Seinfeld

We’re all just sick of people’s houses. They’re all so depressingly normal. And the better the person, the crumbier the house is going to look, because they’re too busy to do anything. The only people that have fabulous, fabulous places, stink. They’re horrible at what they do. They’re spending their money on the house instead of focusing on their art.


Jerry Seinfeld recently spoke with Dave Itzkoff of The New York Times, mostly about the coronavirus and its impact on our daily lives. Portions of the conversation are here.