Night Counting

by Frank Tota

I am trying to figure out the sentence I use most frequently. If I were a traffic cop, it might be: Stop! Apu: Thank you, come again. My ex-wife: Barneys, Bendel and Bergdorf. I stayed up all night counting, and mine has to be: Maybe. If I could just change that, I could change everything.


Frank Tota is a student in the MFA program at Florida International University. He lives in Miami and misses his dog Lucky.