If Tao Lin and Claire Zulkey Had Sex

by Morgan Jones

...a perfect writer would emerge, eventually wowing the masses with literary lightning bolts of varying size and brightness. The baby would be a boy – I can’t say why I’m sure of this, I just am – and he’d be beautiful in the way of mixed cultures. His first novel would be titled Dignified Pomp, and would feature a scene of passion unlike anything previously captured in prose. He would be funny and charming, and wear clothes that seemed tailored, but weren’t. If Tao Lin and Claire Zulkey had sex, I’d pay an enormous sum to watch. I’d enjoy the present and feel better about the future.


Morgan Jones lives and writes in San Francisco. (Click here to make a donation to Morgan, half of which will support 6S.)