A Dignified Exit

by Heather Leet

The shorts she wore were short, very short but at this point she did not care if everything was hanging out because all she wanted was to get out of this place with as much dignity as she could muster. Which wasn't much when your ass was encased in very tight orange nylon shorts. She took the tip off the table of the loudmouths and turned to make her exit when one of the loudmouths grabbed her. She broke, tears started to flow as she turned on the guy and began to pummel him with her fists. With tears and snot streaming down her face she was escorted to the entrance of the restaurant. So much for dignity.


Heather Leet, author of Fairytale Hair, is a modern day Robin Hood, but instead of stealing from the rich she cajoles them into giving her money to help fund programs that will hopefully one day make the world a better place. She spends not enough time writing on her blog, and hopes to one day publish her collection of Love Poems to Dictators.