Getting My Buzz On

by Brad Rose

Why is everybody getting their tattoos removed? After all, there are a lot of planets still left in the Milky Way. And what’s up with all the intergalactic static? It makes me laugh so hard, it’s nearly impossible for me to hold on to this lightning rod long enough to get lucky. Of course, I’m just getting started with the DIY water features—you know, just getting my feet wet. I don’t care what anybody says; electrical current should be used for entertainment purposes only.

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Brad Rose's latest book is I Wouldn’t Say That, Exactly.