by Collin Danger

Lucy has a splendid ass. But that's not all. Lucy can sing, off-key, yes, but it's still singing, and she knows how to change the oil in her car. She can cook pretty well and dresses crisply and always smells like juicy citrus fruits. I love Lucy but I'll never tell her because she's not my wife. I'm mature enough to know that I wouldn't love her if she were mine.


Collin Danger lives in Montreal.

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