A Teutonic Conversation

by John Price

“I had a dream about you last night.” “That’s really fascinating.” “Yeah, it was about your birthday party that I wasn’t invited to, except instead of birthday hats, everyone was wearing those pointy German helmets from World War I. Yours was kind of sparkly and pretty, which suits you.” “You should stop speaking now.” “Jawohl.”


John Price grows things in upstate New York.