by Mulled Vine
This is the strange tale of a woman who lived alone with 282 cats, her husband having left her after cat number 29. Her house was dark and rambling, with every nook and cranny filled with cats, and if one listened carefully at night one could almost imagine that the house was purring. One stormy night a loud scream was heard and the cat lady was not seen again. Rumors spread like wildfire across the town and it was popularly believed that she had been eaten by the cats. Animal Welfare was called in and arrived with a truck load of cages to collect the starving cats, but found the house to be empty with one exception: a large rat sitting in the middle of dining room. The rat looked up, leered at the intruders and let out a long, satisfied burp.
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