20081027

Tickled to Death (Seriously)

by Robb Todd

No! Stop! Please! Can't! Breathe! AaaAaaaAaahh hhhhhuunng ggnnn ggrrrll llloooff ffbla bleggg!

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Robb Todd knows that a grizzly bear would whip a gorilla in a fight. Easily. No doubt about it.

17 comments:

Quin Browne said...

and this is why i'm no longer ticklish on my feet...





ps i think king kong can take a bear.

ty bluesmith said...

yeah but like what about a bear that was as big as k.k.?

i don't know. plus like if kong didn't have any bananas lately he could get a cramp in his leg and it would be curtains.

Sean said...

The author's foolish comments on the hierarchy on the animal kingdom do nothing to diminish his talents as a micro-novelist.

Anonymous said...

i may have just peed my pants
(laughing)

Margaret S. said...

It's so refreshing to see some quasi-Welsh words in a most appropriate way.

RuKsaK said...

I've been killed like this and murdered many others many times.

Ron C said...

Love it. I have lived this story many times over. You definitely accurately depicted it.

Can't wait for the 6 second movie.

BTW...Fear the Grizzly.

Anonymous said...

Cool icon, ruksak.

Glen Binger said...

Best. EVAR.

Kim said...

what joy.... I laughed. Death by tickling wonderful and so macabre *applause*

Quin Browne said...

the skill here is reading it out loud...

Anonymous said...

"UNCLE!"

caccy46

Michelle Kinch said...

grizzly and gorilla make a mean stew!

Andreas said...

And thus the genre of New York Noir is born.

catherine todd said...

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - and arrhhhghggghhjhgjgh !!!! Funny!

Corina said...

Very cute. Me like.

Vargirl55 said...

What?!? This is the poops! Funny face.