by Franklin Stone
I invented a game. For the past three weeks, I've been playing it. The rules are simple. If I make it through the day without masturbating while thinking of Jessica Simpson, my penis gets a point. If I don't, Jessica Simpson gets a point. So far, Jessica Simpson is winning 21-0.
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Franklin Stone is the author of Little Women, Big Tits and Bitches in Flip-Flops.