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Bitches in Flip-Flops

by Franklin Stone

Everywhere I look: bitches in flip-flops. Bouncing and flipping and flopping. Saying "oh my gooooood" into cell phones and sipping Starbucks and flipping and flopping. Flip. Flop. No doubt, my brother - it just wouldn't be summer without bitches in flip-flops.

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Franklin Stone loves him some bitches in flip-flops.

9 comments:

Quin said...

i can't let this go by. bitches in flip flops? your respect for women is boundless.

Anonymous said...

Loobell (commenting without signing in).. Being a "bitch in flip flops" and a woman.. I'm with Quin on this one. Thought I was maybe missing something here, thought maybe it was clever writing.. re read it again apart from the slight against women ? Nope don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Not my favorite one either...
Absolutely doesn't sound like this is coming from someone who likes or respects women, and am I reading it wrong, or should it read, "just wouldn't be summer without ...."not with? though that wouldn't make me like this any more than I did when I first read it, sorry to say.

Madam Z said...

I've never seen a female dog in flip-flops...

Anonymous said...

Seems pretty obvious to me that he's referring to women who have not heavy thinkers, but rather shallow inconsiderate people who speak with that valley girl accent and walk around making noise (even at work) with their slap-slap-slap-slap incessently droning on while you're trying to concentrate on work. He was obviously not referring to all women in general, only to those he identifies as deserving of that particular slur.

Anonymous said...

I am a woman, and I see the humor in "Bitches in Flip Flops." Your placement of "flip" and "flop" were great!!

Keep on writing, brother, nevermind the "bitches." :)

franklin said...

;)

Anonymous said...

Any woman who cries about being referred to as a bitch deserves to be bitch slapped with a flip flop.

Another Anonymous said...

Well said, Anonymous. Couldn't agree more.