This is How I Do It

by Victor Lembrey

First, I leap out of bed and shout “HELLO DAY!” Then I sprint to my full-length bathroom mirror and admire my awesomeness. Then I wash and dress and hit the streets, lookin’ to spread some good cheer. I pack my own lunch (because everyone over-charges) and I’m always nice to kids and old people. I keep things simple – if something’s complicated, I either avoid it, or punch it right in its stupid-ass complicated face. I shower before bed and wear comfy pajamas, and right before I snore, I remind myself that life is short.


Victor Lembrey once filled us in on The Six Laws of Suburban Children.


chriswasil said...

Your way of doing it – and writing about it – is awesome.

Marie Mosley said...

This six made me smile :)

Madam Z said...

Victor, you sound like a delightful little puppy! If everyone were like you, the anti-depressant makers would go out of business, there would be no more wars, and even though "life is short," it would be very sweet.

ThomG said...

Oh, I love this.