The Six Laws of Suburban Children

by Victor Lembrey

Clean your plate. Finders keepers losers weepers. The dog ate it. Batman smells. Last one in is a rotten egg. Whoever smelt it dealt it.


Victor Lembrey, author of The Necessary Ingredient, is all mixed up.

1 comment:

Madame Goodrich said...

This elicited a huge belly laugh from a fellow suburban child. So clever!