I Don't Get That Guy

by Frank SantaCroce

You see that guy over there? The one with the moussed-up hair and the pinky ring? I don’t get that guy. All the smokin’ hot chicks in this town lightly touch his scrawny shoulders in a flirty way and laugh at his jokes, and I think some of them – definitely Brenda – even do him. WTF, you know? I swear to God, I don’t get that guy.


Frank SantaCroce lives and works in Hoboken, New Jersey.