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My Obsession with Tricia Helfer

by Joe Popper

First, hello, thanks for reading (I appreciate it), and let me say – in the hopes of avoiding a barrage of “you suck” comments – that I am not married, am not currently seeing anyone, so (I personally feel that) what I’m about to confess is in no way deceptive or disgusting. Second, full disclosure: I am writing this anonymously for obvious reasons; my name is not Joe Popper, my real name is Forrest Tannenbaum (which is a secret, so don’t tell anyone). Third, my rationale: I believe confession is good for the soul, but I also believe random confessions, especially to the wrong recipients, are just plain weird and annoying, so in confessing this (with “this” being defined as “my obsession with Tricia Helfer”), I wanted to do it in an appropriate place, and since Ms. Helfer is an actress who portrays a cyborg named “Number Six” on Battlestar Galactica, I did a Google search on the number six, and found this very site, Six Sentences, and thought, that’s absolutely perfect! Then, while searching further, I became insanely jealous when I found this picture and this picture. Those goddamn lucky bastards! Yes, okay, I admit it: I masturbated to the pictures anyway, but those two fucking dorks really wrecked the overall vibe.

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Joe Popper's fake real name is Forrest Tannenbaum. He is genuinely obsessed with Tricia Helfer.

7 comments:

Leatherdykeuk said...

ha! Lovely. I don't share your obsession but I like the series.

Thanks for the good-humoured 6.

Tricia said...

Wow! Thanks for the compliment! I'm flattered!

Quin Browne said...

well, one too many tabs were opened by me


goodness.


nice six, though.

Ian said...

Heh, funny six. Dammit, you made me Google her, and I found other pictures...

Must... buy... Battlestar box set...

Madam Z said...

You are too funny. I actually smiled all the way through this six, in spite of being in a really sucky mood.

bob said...

It's starting back up again next month. Huzzah!

ola photo said...

Can (any)one believe I googled in an advanced search for pictures of: "raincoat sixties" and Google came up with Tricia Helfer???
Which in turn lead me to this site.
Me like and will come back!
Eh? Tricia: I wonder why my search pictures of raincoats in the sixties lead to you, but yeah me also fan of BSG (Friday already, they start again! In the Netherlands), You 'z some cool woman!!!
So I forget about the raincoat now...
Oh: brother no!!! Do NOT think what an over-the-shoulder-reader just made me aware of...
"raincoat"....
"sigh"