Dancing with Marlee Matlin

by Paulo Ignazio

I’ve always had a thing for deaf women. (Any woman who can’t hear herself talk is okay in my book. Means less talking, which is great.) If I was a professional dancer paired with Marlee Matlin on Dancing with the Stars, upon our first meeting, I’d smile at her warmly and point to my feet and dance around and pump my fists (all to indicate how we’re gonna work hard and have fun, and to demonstrate my sensitivity to her deafness). She’d be charmed by me, taken with me, and eventually fall in love with me, and then I’d be set. Then I could finally do a deaf woman – boo-yah!


Paulo Ignazio is a handsome gentleman who lives in Hackensack, New Jersey.


reynolds said...

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Marie Mosley said...

I don't know if I should cry or laugh, so I'm going to craugh.

Paulo said...

Dear Reynolds,

You should be ashamed of telling me to be ashamed of myself.

Dear Marie,

I like your style. Are you deaf?

Anonymous said...

tee hee

Madam Z said...

At last! A man who freely admits being an insensitive cad. I love it! But I'm deaf, so I can't hear myself laughing.