"I might have time for one book a week, if I'm lucky, which makes fifty-odd a year. In fifty years I might get through a mere twenty-five hundred books, assuming I live that long. Just twenty-five hundred in an entire lifetime of reading! So tell me, exactly why do you think I should be wasting my time on this?" Gerald slams the hardback down on the table. "Gerald," sighs the author, "please stop coming to my book signings."
Pierce is Irish, lives in Dublin, and writes at Distorte. That's about it.