Discard Any Unused Portion

by Frango

Viagra pisses me off in ways hip replacement surgery does not. They both stand to improve a guy’s lifestyle — and undoubtedly, his swagger — but come on. Old legs deserve a second life. Old sperm do not. Surely, Mother Nature knew what she was doing when she set that expiration date. Okay, here’s a compromise: Could someone please invent a drug that heightens the maturity level of teenage boys — "for her pleasure?"


Frango lives near Seattle and really doesn't have issues with men or their body parts - just the drug companies that tinker with them. She promises to use more creativity and "show-not-tell" phrasings, should she ever grow the balls to submit anything, ever again, anywhere.