3 Simple Steps to Becoming an Idiot

by Azama

Step 1: TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN. The cognitive powers of rationality and deep thought are incapable of coexisting with those of blind faith and sheep-like existence. Step 2: TURN UP YOUR VOLUME. Because we all know that he who yells loudest, wins any argument. Step 3: BECOME A ROBOT. Never forget to repeat every little "fact" you once heard on Fox News, or "think you read somewhere," and if you don't quite remember it, don't be afraid to horribly mangle it to your purposes.


Azama, author of Love, Sorta... Kinda... Not Really, is by day a mild-mannered 20-something (with glasses!), who transforms at night to become... THE AVENGER! Protecting the rights of free-thinking individuals everywhere!


Anonymous said...

Sort of boring.

Is there any difference between the 24 hour news channels?

madam z said...

Good news! At least half of the country has already taken your advice!

Ellen "EJ" Sackett, said...

It's a lousy job, but somebody's gotta do it. :-P ej