Married/Single

by Jerry Seinfeld

When I was single I had married friends. I would not visit their homes. I found their lives to be pathetic and depressing. Now that I'm married, I have no single friends. I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences. In both cases, I believe I was correct.

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Jerry Seinfeld's six sentences, and many more, can be found in his newest book, Is This Anything?