Exegesis

by Keith Smith

It's true, we were monkeys. But the evolutionary process was less gradual than commonly believed. At one point, BAM, out of nowhere, two modernish people - one man, one woman - simply appeared somewhere in what is now Olive Branch, Mississippi. They had sex and started the current human race. The man was an asshole and the woman was a bitch. So that explains everything.

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Keith Smith works as a grocer in New Jersey.