My Hatred of Penguins

by Troy Wylie

Wouldn't it be great to be Danny DeVito? Seems like he's got it made. Seems like he doesn't have to take anything seriously and gets paid a lot of money and doesn't have to sweat his appearance. Feels like it'd be such a relief to be short like him and chubby and bald on top and to not have to worry about doing anything manly. My wife tells me I'm wrong but I know I'm right. Lucky fat M&M little fuck.

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Troy Wylie lives and works in San Francisco.