by Darla Bennington
The Easter Bunny is the worst fictional holiday
character of them all. And they're all pretty bad, when you think about
it. But the Bunny is especially bad, and not because rabbits are dumb,
because no animal has survived over millions of years of evolution by
being stupid. The Bunny is especially bad because its hands aren't
dexterous. How can it make all those baskets and color all those eggs?
Whatevs - Happy Easter.
Darla Bennington is a high school freshman
currently trying to enjoy Spring Break.