I'm Just Sayin'

by Darla Bennington 

The Easter Bunny is the worst fictional holiday character of them all. And they're all pretty bad, when you think about it. But the Bunny is especially bad, and not because rabbits are dumb, because no animal has survived over millions of years of evolution by being stupid. The Bunny is especially bad because its hands aren't dexterous. How can it make all those baskets and color all those eggs? Whatevs - Happy Easter.


Darla Bennington is a high school freshman currently trying to enjoy Spring Break.