by Keith Smith
It's true, we were monkeys. But the evolutionary process
was less gradual than commonly believed. At one point, BAM, out of
nowhere, two modernish people - one man, one woman - simply appeared
somewhere in what is now Olive Branch, Mississippi. They had sex and
started the current human race. The man was an asshole and the woman was
a bitch. So that explains everything.
Keith Smith works as a grocer
in New Jersey.