by Madison McHenry
Quit while you're ahead. When you find yourself in times of trouble, a woman - possibly named Mary - will come to you and tell you to let it be, but only if you're British and talented. Every heterosexual male wants 89% of all women (including the marginally attractive and the downright ugly) to sit on his face. Remembering people's names would be a lot easier if you actually cared. The situation in Serbia is more horrifying than The Situation in New Jersey, but not by much. You only reap what you sow in the movies.
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Madison McHenry lives and writes in Mount Dora, Florida.
