Sheet Cake

by LM White

You come from a place with men who own their own bowling balls. Your biography looks like the periodic table of the elements. When you speak it sounds like shaking a bag of marbles. I want to see your thizz face. I want a giant foam check. I want a sheet cake from Jewel with your family name misspelled on it.


LM White has never been published by anybody and has no website.