by Bree Katz
It wasn't even the first time a girl started crying on me during sex. I asked what was wrong. She said she really she missed... her. I sighed and went to go finish in the bathroom. She called me an insensitive jerk and curled into a fetal position. I might have been more concerned if I hadn't known she was talking about her car.
Bree Katz recently received an M.S. in linguistics from Georgetown University and currently teaches English as a second language to unsuspecting adults. She writes when she's not busy plumbing the depths of the Internet.