by Krammer Abrahams
I fold towels. That is my job. I sit at a desk and fold towels. All day long bins and bins of towels are wheeled in and placed in front of me. I take these bins of unfolded towels and make them into bins of folded towels. Sometimes the phone rings and I pick it up and I say hello, who are you, why are you calling here and they say, "Hello, I am calling to ask about your towel situation," and I say the towel situation is grand.
Krammer Abrahams watches baseball and chess championships on television.