by Melissa Grant

I’m a bit of a whore if you really think about it, but howwe move isn’t conventional. First you insert your jack into me, and then press your thumb to my button before gently moving around in a circle. You brush your thumb right and press down, and then brush your thumb left and press again. You’ve picked the right place to stop, and I get excited as a beat pulses through your ears and you start to move with it. Up and down your head goes,your hips wiggling with the tune. Sometimes I scream in your ear and sometimes it’s sweet, like love, but either way I’m yours, and we work together.


Melissa Grant is a sophomore at Montclair State University, who tries to pretend she's exciting by going to shows and concerts at least once a month.