by Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge
The mouse tastes good. It is crunchy and sturdy and it can be chewed for hours without deterioration of that initial feeling of satisfaction. I do not understand why you keep on choosing paper instead; my newspaper, for example, every morning, always the very page I am reading. Yes, I did chew on your mouse and I did try the paper, I am not just saying! The mouse is much better, and I stand firmly behind that statement; I am actually willing to take a lie detector test if you do not believe me. Yes, we may have different preferences, but I can read and you can't, so, please, let me read my newspaper in peace and go and chew on your mouse, or - learn how to read and then we can discuss this issue again.
Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge is a loving wife and a crazy cat lady who loves math, science, writing and painting. She lives in Stockholm, Sweden and blogs here.