by Tom Bolo

The other day I ran into an ex-girlfriend from several years ago. I congratulated her on her pregnancy. I told her how radiant, how fresh, how absolutely glowing and alive she looked! I asked her when the big day was and had she picked any names? She informed me that I was an idiot and left. Whoops!


Tom Bolo looks for answers where the sea meets the sand on the central California coast and occasionally post the results here.