by Steve Watt
One time we were in Baja sitting on a cliff at night drunk on tequila when we noticed a bright object getting bigger in the sky. We laughed that it was a UFO and then it sucked us up with a tractor beam, tequila and all. We found ourselves sitting in an empty room under a hot lamp sweating tequila when one of the little grey suckers comes in to check us out. He no sooner closes the door, when he reaches for his throat, makes this awful glurping noise and crumples to the floor stone cold dead. The next thing we know we are back on the cliff, tequila and all, and the UFO is jamming for the moon. Just another good reason to drink all day I guess.
Steve Watt is currently a marine geologist living on the Central California coast.