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Principles

by C.T. Terry

My ex invited me to her wedding. I told her I had finals at school. It would have been fun to go, though. A lot of my friends would have been there and we could have got drunk. But I have principles. If I know what your pussy tastes like, I won’t come to your wedding.

6S

C.T. Terry grew up on the East Coast. He lives in Chicago, where he's a Fiction Writing MFA candidate at Columbia College. He has published Gullible Zine since 1995.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well didn't that last line clobber the reader!
peggy

quin browne said...

well, there you go!

Doug McIntire said...

I did NOT see that coming. I thought it was a woman speaking...maybe it was.

Pamila Payne said...

Clever six. And I agree with the outlook.

Adam J. Whitlatch said...

Not a bad policy.

Anonymous said...

Nice.

Glenn Quagmire said...

Giggity giggity giggity goo!!

Cormac Brown said...

Deviously excellent.

Angel said...

Well, umm, eewww, but it does make sense!

Caren said...

Everyone should stand by their principles like that. Love this six!