Danica Patrick's Tattoo

by Franklin Stone

...is missing from her latest Sports Illustrated photos. Airbrushed out. Gone. Missing too are her various imperfections. Also missing: genuine sex appeal. The world is a fake place, so purchase a fake moustache, glue it on, and have some fun out there for fucking crying out loud.

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