by Franklin Stone
...is missing from her latest Sports Illustrated photos. Airbrushed out. Gone. Missing too are her various imperfections. Also missing: genuine sex appeal. The world is a fake place, so purchase a fake moustache, glue it on, and have some fun out there for fucking crying out loud.
Franklin Stone calls 'em like he sees 'em. (Click here to make a donation to Franklin, half of which will support 6S.)