20090104

This Will Be a Good Year

by Caren Coté

On January 12th I'll smoke a pack of cigarettes in the house. January 19th I'll buy a dozen eggs and cook them all in one delicious dinner. January 26th I'll donate our scale to Goodwill and make two pairs of expensive running shoes a present for the dog. Resolutions are for breaking. Exploiting my perceived lack of character is the best option open to me. As long as my husband doesn't realize what's happening.

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Caren Coté hasn't made a resolution in years, but has used saturated fat as a weapon. Her short story "Schadenfreude" is forthcoming in Ink-Filled Page.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice.

Leatherdykeuk said...

I love it!

Caren said...

Thanks for commenting! :)

Melody said...

Awesome, get them out of the way early, and live! Great 6 for a new year.

Anonymous said...

You're my kind of girl. Good 6.

jeanette Cheezum

Madam Z said...

Resolutions we can live with! Good job.

Caren said...

Thanks, ladies! :)