by L.A. Craig
I’m so bored I could eat my own skin! Is this really how I make my living, staring, unblinking at this stupid computer screen; headset with microphone permanently glued to my skull? What happened to the creative, artistic side they all said I had? Lack of confidence to pursue it I guess, probably wouldn’t have amounted to anything anyway. Maybe I’ll whip off my clothes and do a streak through the office. That should liven up proceedings!
L.A. Craig lives in Newcastle in the UK.