20081212

XYZ

by Patrick Daubert

I keep forgetting to zip my fly after using public restrooms, with mixed results. Sometimes my penis will peek out and get cold, because it's cold out now. A dude might say, "Bro, your fly," or some wary female will catch me mid-zip and smile, point and laugh. I forget in the mirrors; I'm stopped by the ghoul looking back, sucked dry and left pasty by the flat overhead lighting. I'll oftentimes forget to wash my hands, too, but I'm always ready with hand sanitizer and will remember to eradicate potentially devastating germs before I notice the open hatch. I'm not sorry about this habit anymore; I bumped into my true love today and she grabbed me by the pecker and tucked him in, zipping my fly so quick and deft that, had he been out, there'd be none of him left.

6S

Patrick Daubert attends the University of Rochester. He is just now starting to write - this is his very first published piece.

11 comments:

Mona said...

We girls like to take care of our men...

Fun piece!

cw2smom said...

What an imagination! LOL! Great little story! No emphasis on little, btw! LOL!

Anonymous said...

This is odd & I like it.

Killerwit said...

*shakes head*

Valerie said...

Excellent! Keep them coming... I had my very first thing published here too, about six weeks ago, and since then I've had stuff put up elsewhere - this was a great kick-start. Good luck!

mgirl said...

Great first 6, keep having fun! (nice imagery).

Madam Z said...

I recommend a good pair of briefs under those jeans, Dude. They'll keep your pecker warm and safe from zippers.

David H. said...

Great piece.

Ian said...

You know, if you read this aloud (make sure no-one's around), it's almost a poem. And the "deft-left" rhyme at the end... okay, I'll stop now. That, indeed, is true love!

Tracy said...

hilarious. this is one of those pieces that women read and think, "i want to take care of this poor guy and be in charge of his fly for life..."

Anonymous said...

good job PD - keep it up - oh, and keep writing 6Ss too.
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