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Two Penises

by Adam Humphreys

Last night I dreamed that I had two penises - a half inch apart, one beside the other. The right penis was slightly larger than the left, but neither looked very useful. Playing with them, holding them between three fingers like a man carrying two bottles of beer by their necks, I realized how massively incorrect this was. I thought of my girlfriend. Why had she never said anything? I felt gratitude towards her for loving me in spite of my flaws.

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Adam Humphreys turns 26 soon, lives in New York, writes a music column here, and keeps a blog.

8 comments:

quin browne said...

i'm not sure if i should laugh or think, "men! born with a toy to play with!"

mgirl said...

I guess men must really think of this....a friend of mine was telling me this exact kind of story, although he didn't see it as a "flaw". He called it the Alpaha penis,(it was rather interesting) *chuckle* Great 6!

Anonymous said...

Only two? Why stop there?

David H. said...

I love the idea. But put this thought away until at least the year 2030: When you're 50, you'll wish you still had 2 penises.

Anonymous said...

Nice.

Madam Z said...

Two heads are better than one!

margery said...

Yay! Fun read.

things i like said...

i love two cocks! one up the vag! one up the bum!

yes!!!!