love (capitalize)

by James Hobin

She broke up with me, (;) I am sad. She would hate that sentence, not for its content, but for it's (its) "grammatical syntax errors." I guess she left me because I am a horrible writer. Even now I can imagine her, looking over my shoulder and sniggering at my countless errors (rightfully!). But, in the end, I will always be devoted, body and soul, to her (really?). I love her (I love you too).

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James Hobin couldn't think of a witty enough pseudonym.