submitted & edited by Margery Daw
Get this. Here in Chicago a bunch of married fireman took a big fire truck out to look for hookers late at night. And got caught on the truck with no pants. Citizens took photos. All their wives had to bail them out for soliciting hookers. And they lost their jobs and pensions for stealing the truck and the hooker thing.
Margery Daw, whose full catalog is here, edited the punctuation of this anonymous reply to a 6/29/08 Craigslist Discussion Forum post entitled "Should I Worry About the Guy I'm Dating?" (MD is a pseudonym and part of a nursery rhyme.)